well this is my second blog. here i am. jazmin hasnt helped me make this stupid thing all nice and nifty so i can no longer wait. she's a bastard. a hot sexy princess bastard.
anyways, not much has been goin on with me nothing too big i guess.... i mean i did manage to receive my 4th car in less then 2 years and i plan on taking care of this one FOR REAL THIS TIME!.... once i get all the nonsense out the way with the registration, smog, insuance, and the stupid raidio that only knows how to play radio disney. go friggin fig right?! how is it the one thing i hate the most plays over and over again...jonas brothers, miley, and so on and so on. luckily the volume works and i was blessed with a decent singing voice and the ability to talk out loud and not give a damn about who looks at me. so if you happen to be in sac and see me singing im not singing to the tune on the radio....im singing to the tune i wish that was on the radio.
and the sterling hotel banquet job goes to...Rudae Brown!
(plays music)
"oh my! oh man! this is awesome wow! so many people to thank uh wow!...whoo! uh lets see here
i'd like to thank pam lourentzos for getting me the audition part in wild party! i'd like to thank my jo for being in wild party and leading me to the god awful dinner theater show called Carnival De Lamor which has NOTHING to do with a carnival what so ever!...anyways thanks jo for getting me the job as tech/stage crew ninja! thank you dennis yep, for doing the show at sterling hotel and making it SO boring that i had no choice but to fill out an application! OH OH and thanks Harry Hung (yeah thats his real name) for introducing me to that hot asian girl who worked in the banquet and let me put her name down as a refrence!... i'd also like to thank alex for...(music plays) alex forsse for being there and....(music plays) oh ok! ok thank you i love you mom!"
no but really i got a job now thats pretty much how it happened.
i heard that if you start having a lot of sex it makes your other....artistic abilities fade away... and i was wondering why i havent been able to write a decent poem in WEEKS....
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eww totally gross ending. can we keep it g-rated for you car's disney radio-sake.
ReplyDeleteok.. bring up the the disney thing one more time jazmin and i will disney my way over to your house and sexually harass you.
ReplyDeletebtw me and jo watch eagle eye last night. fun movie.